There is a pebble on the sidewalk. At least it looked like a pebble. I definitely tripped upon it. Or rather, my soft sole rolled over it causing my equilibrium to catapult forward into a raised sheet of sidewalk. Objects to trip over count: 2.
But none of this matters because I constantly "change lanes" when I'm walking on the sidewalk, probably causing most people to think I am drunk. At the very least---lost. Truthfully, I am fully just careless.
I'd like to say that I carry myself this way because usually I am so deep in thought. But am I, really? I can't even remember any of the thoughts I had two minutes ago. I am in the deep throes of my own ADD.
I'm not diagnosed but I know that I have it. I am constantly sure.
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